are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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