bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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