i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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