Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
is wine microwaveable?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Randomize
