all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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