god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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