My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Dick very happy bro
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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