before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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