If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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