Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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