my sisters under your porch take her home
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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