I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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