scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I licked your asshole in confidence.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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