They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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