shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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