Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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