....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
only if we run a train.
done.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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