That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
How external is "for external use only"?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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