We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
