i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
