The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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