i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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