Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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