Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
pray to the hookup gods
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