my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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