Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
