i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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