There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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