He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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