you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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