Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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