It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Randomize