No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It's rum buckets o'clock
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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