Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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