erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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