your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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