Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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