Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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