There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Randomize
