It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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