VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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