why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
