Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Randomize
