Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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