Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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