dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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