I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Randomize
