Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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