NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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