the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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