called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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