hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just cropdusted the office
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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