we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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